3 definitions by Professor Next
The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.
Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"
by Professor Next April 25, 2019
An incredibly attractive and interesting man from another plane, which is meta-physical, not physical. He is so smart he will probably get a graduate degree in engineering, despite not getting an undergraduate degree in engineering. Don't ever let a Kotiba go, they are hard to come by, but when you are lucky enough to meet one, you want to take full advantage of it.
Girl: "See that stud over there? That's Kotiba."
Guy: "Damn, I wish I was as smart as him. I bet that guy will get a sick job at a big pharma company."
Guy: "Damn, I wish I was as smart as him. I bet that guy will get a sick job at a big pharma company."
by Professor Next April 24, 2019
Some bitch who thinks she's the shit just because she's from Kosovo. More like Koso-no-body likes you! She probably buys overpriced strawberries every day and wishes she could angry falcon every guy she meets. Nickname is Flute.
Guy: "Who's that bitch?"
Other Guy: "That's Flutura Berisha. She goes by Flute. Be careful bro, she'll angry falcon the fuck outta you and your homies."
Other Guy: "That's Flutura Berisha. She goes by Flute. Be careful bro, she'll angry falcon the fuck outta you and your homies."
by Professor Next April 25, 2019