2 definitions by Professor Ben Dover

Fux tix

Plural of fux tic. A group of intensely annoying c u next Tuesdays

Cuntchops: “listen to me fux tix! You cunts couldn’t manage a wet dream!”
Smeg-head and Knob-lick: “ok bud! You can shove your job at KFC up your Ronson!”

by Professor Ben Dover August 16, 2021

Fux tic

An intensely annoying person of similar quality to a c u next Tuesday. Plural fux tix.

Dickwad: “I heard Wiggins is back in town!”
Knob-cheese: “Just keep that fux tic away from me! That sick cunt would skull fuck his grandma!”

by Professor Ben Dover August 16, 2021