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lift my luggage

Phrase used to describe taking a homosexual prostitute on a European vacation, while being an advocate of Gay to Straight conversion therapy.

George Rekers (co-founder of Anti-Gay Family Research Council) hired a blonde hustler on Rentboy.com and took him to Ibiza for a 10 day vacation, when confronted with this news he claimed he hired the boy to "lift my luggage".

by ProfessionalSmartAss May 4, 2010