1 definition by Professer Van Longcock

APT

Defined as a race born with an adaptation of tiny penises and long hair. Though many textbooks say there are no "APT"s left and they died out in the early 1990s, there is one rumored to be living in Pennsylvania.

Boy, when you thought all the bastards were dead, there's another damn APT.

by Professer Van Longcock January 13, 2005