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A diagnosis in which an individual is considered highly unattractive due to the absence of a 'real dick,' and instead have a chode.

*For an example of an unattractive chode, please see jumble chode
'Sir, I am afraid you have Choditis.' --No Doctor Ever.
by ProbablyJustMe October 27, 2017
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Simply put, an individual with a chode
'That guy is such a chodian.', n.
'Did you know Bob is a chodian?'
by ProbablyJustMe October 27, 2017
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