PrezMeister's definitions

Dirty Qwerty

This is when you have cyber sex with someone over the internet
E.G. Dave: suck my balls bitch
Tiffany: yea ill do more than that
Dave just sent Tiffany a nudge ...
... And again ...
... And again
Tiffany: Oh Dave!!!
This is called a Dirty Qwerty because of the first 6 letters of the keyboard.

Dave gave Tiffany a Dirty Qwerty. Oh yes he did.

by PrezMeister March 7, 2007

Friday Night Movie

Friday Night Movie (Chinese Style) is when a chinese man asks a girl on a date, when they finish he rents a movie (must be a DVD) they sit and watch it. When it finishes he moves in for the kill (a shag). However, after he applies the condom he sticks his penis inthe hole of the DVD he rented then fucks her with his cock still in the DVD hole.

Mr Lee gave Miss Wong a Friday Night Movie

by PrezMeister May 11, 2007

Shedophile

A female peadophile.

eg1. The Prezmeister made up the word shedophile.

eg2. Hannah is the original shedophile

by PrezMeister July 18, 2007

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

Cweef

It's like a queef but from a mans pee hole.

Ali: My girlfriend cheated on me so i Cweefed in her eye.

Melvin: Ohhhhhhhh! Cweefage!

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Trisexual

A person who can only have sex with a man and a woman at the same time. Trisexual = Threesome = Tri

If you don't get the joke here your a Trisexual.

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Mexican Rodeo

A sexual act. When a guy want to get back at his bitch for cheating on him, or just really piss her off. He goes to have sex with her (doggy style other wise she'll see whats going on) he puts chilli sauce on the condom then fucks her. the aim of of the game it is to see how long you can keep on beforeshe bucks you off because her beef cutains will be burning.

Gary: that bitch is cheating on me
Paddy: give her a Mexican Rodeo ... i gave your mum one

by PrezMeister October 29, 2007