PrezMeister's definitions

A Chinese Wisper

When a little chinese man (best done when their under 5 ft) lures a random black guy down to the subway at 3 am then says he has something to tell the black guy. So the black guy will bend over to hear but the china man blowsw his load in the black guys ear and sticks him to the seat using sticky sweet and sour sauce. Then lectures him on maths, accounting and how to use a scientific calculator. Then pulls out a pipe starts smoking it and dancing like an irish man.

Bruce Lee will give Charlie and Billy a Chinese Wisper.

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

Spanish Spitroast

A sexual act. Like an ordinary spitroast however involving 2 women and 1 man instead. The man doggy styles 1 of the women whilst she is liking the other womans pussy rather than sucking another mans dick.

The 3 amigos knows how to give a Spanish Spitroast

by PrezMeister March 7, 2007

Lithuanian Hangman

A ancient Lithuanian pumnishment where they take the convicted homosexuals and string them up by their ass hair on the highest tree in the village. Then they strip them naked and in full view of the villagers everone laugh and chuck rotten fruit and vegatables at them until they die.

The last man to get sentanced to the Lithuanian Hangman was Pableo in 2006. He shall be sorely missed. =(

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Solid Snake

A 5 hour errection. The opposite of a Raiden: 5 months without an errection.

I had a Solid Snake during my speach to the President ... I wonder why I got the job as his 'PERSONAL' bodyguard.

by PrezMeister March 7, 2007

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

Plestowean Butt Lord

A guy (or girl if you insist) who instead of using his/ her hand uses their butt.

A Plestowean Butt Lord will not use their hands to pick upthe TV remote they use their put cheeks to get it.

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Treesome

When two people have sex up a tree. Yes, the tree is like and extra person there alot you and do with it ... use your imagination!

Derek: Let's have sex
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008