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Lithuanian Hangman

A ancient Lithuanian pumnishment where they take the convicted homosexuals and string them up by their ass hair on the highest tree in the village. Then they strip them naked and in full view of the villagers everone laugh and chuck rotten fruit and vegatables at them until they die.
The last man to get sentanced to the Lithuanian Hangman was Pableo in 2006. He shall be sorely missed. =(
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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Spanish Spitroast

A sexual act. Like an ordinary spitroast however involving 2 women and 1 man instead. The man doggy styles 1 of the women whilst she is liking the other womans pussy rather than sucking another mans dick.
The 3 amigos knows how to give a Spanish Spitroast
by PrezMeister March 7, 2007
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Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.
E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!
by PrezMeister September 6, 2007
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Five-A-Day

If a guy speaks abou hi five a day he means MASTURBATION.
(Todd on his date with Jenifer)
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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DickLickSick

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.
Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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Plestowean Butt Lord

A guy (or girl if you insist) who instead of using his/ her hand uses their butt.
A Plestowean Butt Lord will not use their hands to pick upthe TV remote they use their put cheeks to get it.
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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Cweef

It's like a queef but from a mans pee hole.
Ali: My girlfriend cheated on me so i Cweefed in her eye.

Melvin: Ohhhhhhhh! Cweefage!
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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