PrezMeister's definitions

Dirty Qwerty

This is when you have cyber sex with someone over the internet
E.G. Dave: suck my balls bitch
Tiffany: yea ill do more than that
Dave just sent Tiffany a nudge ...
... And again ...
... And again
Tiffany: Oh Dave!!!
This is called a Dirty Qwerty because of the first 6 letters of the keyboard.

Dave gave Tiffany a Dirty Qwerty. Oh yes he did.

by PrezMeister March 7, 2007

Plestowean Butt Lord

A guy (or girl if you insist) who instead of using his/ her hand uses their butt.

A Plestowean Butt Lord will not use their hands to pick upthe TV remote they use their put cheeks to get it.

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

DickLickSick

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.

Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Trisexual

A person who can only have sex with a man and a woman at the same time. Trisexual = Threesome = Tri

If you don't get the joke here your a Trisexual.

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Mexican Rodeo

A sexual act. When a guy want to get back at his bitch for cheating on him, or just really piss her off. He goes to have sex with her (doggy style other wise she'll see whats going on) he puts chilli sauce on the condom then fucks her. the aim of of the game it is to see how long you can keep on beforeshe bucks you off because her beef cutains will be burning.

Gary: that bitch is cheating on me
Paddy: give her a Mexican Rodeo ... i gave your mum one

by PrezMeister October 29, 2007

Cweef

It's like a queef but from a mans pee hole.

Ali: My girlfriend cheated on me so i Cweefed in her eye.

Melvin: Ohhhhhhhh! Cweefage!

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008