Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.
E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.
Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!
Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!
by PrezMeister September 6, 2007
Get the Fastardmug. (Todd on his date with Jenifer)
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
Get the Five-A-Daymug. A Plestowean Butt Lord will not use their hands to pick upthe TV remote they use their put cheeks to get it.
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
Get the Plestowean Butt Lordmug. A sexual act. Like an ordinary spitroast however involving 2 women and 1 man instead. The man doggy styles 1 of the women whilst she is liking the other womans pussy rather than sucking another mans dick.
by PrezMeister March 7, 2007
Get the Spanish Spitroastmug. A ancient Lithuanian pumnishment where they take the convicted homosexuals and string them up by their ass hair on the highest tree in the village. Then they strip them naked and in full view of the villagers everone laugh and chuck rotten fruit and vegatables at them until they die.
The last man to get sentanced to the Lithuanian Hangman was Pableo in 2006. He shall be sorely missed. =(
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
Get the Lithuanian Hangmanmug. by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
Get the Cweefmug. I had a Solid Snake during my speach to the President ... I wonder why I got the job as his 'PERSONAL' bodyguard.
by PrezMeister March 7, 2007
Get the Solid Snakemug.