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Shedophile

eg1. The Prezmeister made up the word shedophile.

eg2. Hannah is the original shedophile
by PrezMeister July 18, 2007
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Friday Night Movie

Friday Night Movie (Chinese Style) is when a chinese man asks a girl on a date, when they finish he rents a movie (must be a DVD) they sit and watch it. When it finishes he moves in for the kill (a shag). However, after he applies the condom he sticks his penis inthe hole of the DVD he rented then fucks her with his cock still in the DVD hole.
Mr Lee gave Miss Wong a Friday Night Movie
by PrezMeister May 11, 2007
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Dirty Qwerty

This is when you have cyber sex with someone over the internet
E.G. Dave: suck my balls bitch
Tiffany: yea ill do more than that
Dave just sent Tiffany a nudge ...
... And again ...
... And again
Tiffany: Oh Dave!!!
This is called a Dirty Qwerty because of the first 6 letters of the keyboard.
Dave gave Tiffany a Dirty Qwerty. Oh yes he did.
by PrezMeister March 7, 2007
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Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.
E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!
by PrezMeister September 6, 2007
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Solid Snake

A 5 hour errection. The opposite of a Raiden: 5 months without an errection.
I had a Solid Snake during my speach to the President ... I wonder why I got the job as his 'PERSONAL' bodyguard.
by PrezMeister March 7, 2007
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Treesome

When two people have sex up a tree. Yes, the tree is like and extra person there alot you and do with it ... use your imagination!
Derek: Let's have sex
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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Cweef

It's like a queef but from a mans pee hole.
Ali: My girlfriend cheated on me so i Cweefed in her eye.

Melvin: Ohhhhhhhh! Cweefage!
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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