Pretty Vacant's definitions

toast

1: carbonised bread
2: to raise your glass to someone/something

A toast to bread! For without bread there would be no toast!

by Pretty Vacant May 18, 2004

minimosher

a small breed of creature which appears to have no legs (in reality, they are cleverly hidden by an XXL black Linkin Park/Limp Bizkit Hoodie) and wears 'sk8er' shoes (usually vans or similar) which are also several sizes too big. this clothing strangely seems not to impede the minimoshers 'skate moves' which they perform on their £4.99 argoskids skateboards which granny bought them for their birthday. they spend their days (when not at primary school) doing 'jumps' off the edge of pavements into the path of oncoming cars.

awwwwww look! its a minimosher! aw theyre so cuuuutesy...

by Pretty Vacant September 2, 2004

kerfuffle

the coolest word ever! you can say it over and over and over and over and over and over and it never loses its hilarity. ehehehehehe! kerfuffle!
ps. it means a big stramash/scuffle

person 1:yeah, there was a big kerfuffle at the front when the band came on
person 2: *pause* ehehehehehehe! kerfuffle...*snortgigglesnort*

by Pretty Vacant May 27, 2004

music snob

someone (me) who believes that their music taste is all defining. which, obviously, it is.

you like metallica. you suck. you like eighties matchbox. you rule.

by Pretty Vacant September 2, 2004

boyo

*looks up* its welsh duuuuuur. not irish!
jay-sus....

my names Al-an and im from Way-els boyo!

by Pretty Vacant May 17, 2004

glitterific

like terrific...only glittery!

My, that David Bowie concert was glitterific!

by Pretty Vacant May 14, 2004

smoosh

to join/integrate

i smoosh my mint ice cream with strawberry ice cream and chocolate sprinkles...mmmmmmmm. smooshy.

by Pretty Vacant May 14, 2004