a small breed of creature which
appears to have no legs (in reality, they are cleverly hidden by an XXL black Linkin Park/Limp Bizkit Hoodie) and wears 'sk8er' shoes (usually vans
or similar) which
are also several sizes too big. this clothing
strangely seems not to impede the minimoshers 'skate moves' which
they perform on their £4.99 argoskids skateboards which
granny bought them for their birthday. they spend their days
(when not at primary school) doing 'jumps' off the edge of pavements into the path of oncoming cars.