Definitions by Poundcake

Slab 

The friend in the group who is just kind of like a slab of meat. Usually has a few extra chunkzthan everyone else. The friend that the lion would eat first if you were lost in the wild. Being a slab, sometimes the person’s slabiness can just get in the way of others. Their slab goes to their head, so they think they have unjustified power. When someone uses their slabiness against you or to outdo you, you have just been slabbed.

Man how could my boy Slab do that to me, I totally just got slabbed. His slabby ass always gets in the way.

Slab by Poundcake November 5, 2019

whispargue 

to argue at a very low volume, often done by couples in public

Julie: Mike, why do you always do this?
Mike: Do what?
Julie hits Mike

Observer: Look at them whispargue over there.

whispargue by poundcake December 27, 2007