12 definitions by PositivelyPisces
Patty and Selma Bouvier are fictional characters on the long running, animated show "The Simpsons". They are the older twin sisters of Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson(nee Bouvier). The twins each have large, puffy light-purple hair. They are both avid smokers with graveled voices, presumably hereditary as both their mother and sister have the same graveled voices. Although they are largely the same, there are a few ways that they are different. The main way being that Patty is a lesbian. Selma wears a sleeveless, knee length blue dress and oval necklace while Patty wears a short sleeved, knee length orange dress, with blue pearls. Both sisters desperately hate Homer Simpson, their brother in law and do everything they can to cause him pain and humiliation.
Patty: Hey, Selma, there's Homer, going into the kwiki mart.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.
Oh, Patty and Selma.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.
Oh, Patty and Selma.
by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016
A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.
Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.
by PositivelyPisces April 7, 2018
The most fabulous beauty guru to ever grace Youtube. Since childhood, Moq has been better than everyone else at everything. She is better than you at makeup and she is also prettier than you so, she doesn't need makeup. She is the best at everything, and she does not have time for people who waste her time or do not worship her very existence. If you bother her, you will be BANNED! You can admire her from her Youtube channel "Official Moq" and see her featured in such Jenna Marbles videos as "Blind Date Adventures" and "Moq does my Makeup".
Lisa: Oh, my gosh, Moq just uploaded a new video entitled "you should all like and subscribe and send me things except, for flower crowns unless you're rich and famous enough to get good ones and I'm the only who is and even if you are rich and famous enough, it would still be insulting if you did because you're not me."
Moq: You're Welcome.
Moq: You're Welcome.
by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016
German slang word used to describe something amazing, fabulous, gorgeous, etc. Featured in a commercial for Edeka, a German grocery store. Became a viral video on Youtube.
by PositivelyPisces March 6, 2017
Formally known as "barelypolitical", Barely Productions is one of the most tastefully and creatively comedic current Youtube channels. Known for their Parody series entitled "The Key of Awesome". The channels most viewed video as of June, 2016, is a Key of Awesome Parody of Justin Bieber's "Sorry". In addition to The Key of Awesome, the channel is known for several other series such as "Barely Guys" "Barely Air" "Barely Ads" "The Key of Unplugged" "Youtube Complaints" and "Celebrity Siri Ads".
Deckstur: Hey, I just saw the most hysterical parody of "work" by Rihanna. It was funny, yet tasteful and didn't rely on sex jokes like most other parodies.
Grayss: I bet it was from "Barely Productions."
Grayss: I bet it was from "Barely Productions."
by PositivelyPisces April 7, 2018