Appundicitis

Appundicitis is a cancerous disease responsible for thousands of deaths worldwide every year. When a person makes too many puns and stops being funny altogether, there is a good chance that they have contracted appundicitis. There is little to no chance of survival or recovery.

Daughter: "Mommy, is daddy going to be okay?"
Mother: "I'm sorry, sweetie, but he's got appundicitis. Even if he were to cover, he wouldn't be the same person he was before. He'd be less funny. We have to put him down"

Appundicitis by M.Myggen December 1, 2010

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Appendicited

Appendicited (Verb)

1. The word you use when you have appendicitis and you need to get your appendix removed.

2. When you just had your appendectomy surgery.

Always used in an over dramatic tone

I can’t take the trash out because I’ve been appendicited.

Appendicited by Gceiufiydo;clgiefwguwefv August 23, 2022

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Appundicitis • Appendicited • fappendicitis

fappendicitis

When an excess of fapping leads to sharp pains in your lower stomach, as a result of strain and stress.

Dude, Joe's been beating his meat so hard he's been diagnosed with fappendicitis.

fappendicitis by Don Fillingsworth November 13, 2021

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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