10 definitions by Pork Almighty
To get ones ever-good vessel wedged in a willing participants sewage canal.
Named for the Ever Given cargo ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal.
Named for the Ever Given cargo ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal.
by Pork Almighty March 31, 2021
The collective noun for Lycra clad cyclists that herd together on the road blocking traffic and acting like their shit doesn’t stink.
I’m sorry I was late to the meeting, I got stuck behind an arsehole of cyclists that held traffic up for 8 miles.
by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019
by Pork Almighty November 20, 2019
When the elderly have sex, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loose sausage you found in the back of the freezer.
I walked into great aunt Bessie's room and her and uncle Boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. The doctor said it's 'early onset necrophilia' and prescribed me some eye bleach.
by Pork Almighty April 9, 2016
A big fat lady who squeezed into a pair of leggings so her legs look like piping bags full of frosting
by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019
by Pork Almighty June 20, 2019
by Pork Almighty February 24, 2021