5 definitions by Popcorntime69

pulled a nasan

When your wife shows up to the family reunion and you didn't bring her.

Yo, I pulled a nasan last night, hopefully, there won't be any inbreeding!

by Popcorntime69 February 12, 2021

Drink n park

When you decide to park your car drunk but you do a better job than being sober.

I needed to do a little drink n park to get in this space outside

by Popcorntime69 February 13, 2023

nicks balls

When a mentally unstable greek man who controls 99% of Cyprus' wealth starts smacking his balls to assert dominance.

Cyprus resident: "I had to tickle nicks balls to pay rent this month"

by Popcorntime69 February 12, 2021

sentient laptop

When a mentally unstable greek man accidentally creates the first self-aware artificial intelligence on his laptop by downloading porn viruses.

Recorded video from unknown origin: "The year is 2100, the sentient laptop has reduced every city into a nuclear wasteland. The rest of us are being picked off one by one"

by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2022

lil shrivel

When an Irish mans penis gets smaller every time he brags on its supposed length.

I swear this guy has a lil shrivel, he keeps saying his dick is 12 inches long.

by Popcorntime69 February 12, 2021