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bathroom yellow pages

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the bathroom yellow pagesmug.

dick wading

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.
I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the dick wadingmug.

Poop pillow

Placing a large amount of toilet paper in the bottom of toilet so the shit stays above water. Used by dirtbaggers to stink up a public bathroom or gross out the next person that comes in the stall.
Since the guy in the next stall won't courtesy flush. I'm going to fight back with a poop pillow. That should fume him out .
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the Poop pillowmug.

zoro on the stomach

The act of pulling out just before ejaculation and shooting semen on the stomach of your partner. You must keep jacking off with your hand and leave at least 2 (trails) of semen. If the semen is just shot it one blob, sadly you have not accomplished this move.
She wouldn't let me cum inside her so I went zoro on the stomach.
by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016
mugGet the zoro on the stomachmug.

Class ring

The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.
i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the Class ringmug.

Switchblade

A uncircumcised penis. Usually in reference to it becoming hard and foreskin peeled down. ( a human red rocket)
She wanted to have sex with him after they left the bar but he was to drunk for his switchblade to work.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the Switchblademug.

drain drenching

The act of pissing down the floor drain in a public bathroom.
Tommy was drunk and had to piss but the urinals were full so he just went drain drenching.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the drain drenchingmug.

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