Poot there it is!!!'s definitions

bathroom yellow pages

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.

I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

naval jelly

semen left in the belly button after ejaculation on the stomach.

Of course I didn't use a condom. I left her on the bed with a towel and a fresh batch of naval jelly

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

at&pee

The act of using the phone in a bathroom stall.

We can't use phones on the clock so I will have to go to the bathroom for an AT&pee break

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

turd towel

When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.

With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

dick wading

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.

I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

ball wading

When your testicles get wet from toilet water while taking a shit.

I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Switchblade

A uncircumcised penis. Usually in reference to it becoming hard and foreskin peeled down. ( a human red rocket)

She wanted to have sex with him after they left the bar but he was to drunk for his switchblade to work.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016