Poot there it is!!!'s definitions

Switchblade

A uncircumcised penis. Usually in reference to it becoming hard and foreskin peeled down. ( a human red rocket)

She wanted to have sex with him after they left the bar but he was to drunk for his switchblade to work.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

drain drenching

The act of pissing down the floor drain in a public bathroom.

Tommy was drunk and had to piss but the urinals were full so he just went drain drenching.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.

No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

poot blaster

One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.

I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Piss sponge

Pube hairs on or around the vaginal region. These hairs tend to soak up as much or more piss than the tissue used to wipe with. The more dense and pronounced the greater the sponging capabilities.

Note: men can also experience this phenomenon around their genitalia.

I was going to go down on Suzy but the pungent odor of her piss sponge made me reconsider.

by Poot there it is!!! June 21, 2022

trump hustle

When you win at something and then the loser gets mad.
Mostly used in reference when the assumed underdog hustles the hustler.

You have trump hustled if you are gambling and beat the house to the point of they won't let you play.

He thought I couldn't play ball untill I trump hustled him. Now he wants to fight.

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

obama sauna

The hot feeling sometimes accompanied with sweat to include the palms fealt when it is realized that you have not done your job or done a job wrong

My boss man caught me asleep on the job and I went into an instant Obama sauna even though the temperature had to be in the 50's

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016