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When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.
With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
Get the turd towel mug.All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.
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Get the drain drenching mug.A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.
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Get the at&pee mug.The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.
i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .
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Get the Class ring mug.The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .
When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.
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