I'll never wash my cock

The same as I'll never wash my cheek, except you say this after dipping your dick in a fine piece of ass.

Shee, that bitch was fine. I'll never wash my cock again.

by PoopyPoo October 26, 2004

where do you get off

Basically means "why are you...", as in "why are you having sexual relations with my wife, friend?"

Or, as most of us would put it:

"Where the fuck do you get off fucking my wife, asshole!?"

by PoopyPoo April 30, 2005

GUESS

A clothing company that uses sweatshops to manufacture clothes. Boycott it.

I'd buy a pair of Guess? jeans if they weren't so fucking ugly, cost so fucking much and made by 8-year-old kids.

by PoopyPoo March 13, 2005

The clown is down

To indicate that a resolution is final.

"The clown is down."

If you don't know where this is from, you are ignorant.

by PoopyPoo January 04, 2006

arrow keys

Archaic keys on a computer keyboard once used for movement in games. Nobody really uses them anymore since the discovery of WASD.

n00b wtfx0rz u usin arr0w keyz lol plz ffs fagg0txrz

by PoopyPoo March 20, 2005

neocunt

A disparaging term for a neo-conservative. Derived from neo-con.

Fuck dem neocunts attacking foreign countries.

by PoopyPoo April 24, 2005

fuckot

A portmanteau of "fucking faggot".

Go fuck yourself, you fuckot, that definition sucked.

by PoopyPoo August 03, 2005