2 definitions by PolishDerp

Hexagarectic

In a hypothetical manner; to do so in anticipated fashion.

Nicholas said his statement in a hexagarectic way, as to avoid unnecessary controversy.

by PolishDerp June 12, 2019

The Red Velvet

When you and your virgin partner have intercourse, where the resulting vaginal blood is used to coat her, therefore causing her to appear like a red velvet cake.

I would try doing The Red VelvetTM, but I fear to catch STD's or aids.

by PolishDerp December 10, 2017