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2 definitions by PolarBear59

 
1.
Is an empty, leaking ,or waste-filled 55-gallon oil drum left out on the tundra. They are often designated on maps as "archeological sites" to avoid the Federal Government making you clean them up.
"Our line passed right through an archeological site, and when we got there, It was nothing but a bunch of d*** drums! Tundra Tulips, Don't touch 'em."
by PolarBear59 June 02, 2007
 
2.
A gargoyle that crawls in through an open office window, cements its ass to an office chair and spends 20 years being incompetent.
American architecture is unique in that we keep our galgoyles inside our buildings.
by PolarBear59 August 25, 2014