1 definition by Please kill me fam
Verb;When you shit all over your husband legs and let it harden, then he wears them as pants and goes to a very important meating the next day.
"I gave my husband some Colorado brownie pants and he got fired."
"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."
"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."
by Please kill me fam November 14, 2016