Definitions by Pkuhnert
botched abortion
A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.
I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!
botched abortion by Pkuhnert April 17, 2010
Trained Ape
When I wake up on Sunday afternoon all burnt out it's kind of fun to watch the Cowboys' Trained Ape bob the ball around
Trained Ape by Pkuhnert November 4, 2007
Lazy Ape Theory
The early hominoids that preceded modern humans and that did not migrate out of Africa and into Europe and Asia.
If you don't believe in evolution take a look at the differnce between development of civilization between Europe and Africa, and you almost have to believe in the Lazy Ape Theory.
Lazy Ape Theory by Pkuhnert September 28, 2007
Iowana
you mother fucker, this shit's goddamned Iowana bullshit, I can't even get even a buzz, give me my fucking money back asshole.