2 definitions by Pixiety

crafterbating

Masterbating while looking through Pinterest

"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"

"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"

by Pixiety August 31, 2015

cool for the summer

Exploring your sexuality

"Did you hear? Jen and Alison made out at that frat party last night, I didn't even know they were lesbians!"
"They're not, they're just cool
for the summer"

While Haley was muff deep with her roommate, she wondered if she was a lesbian or just cool for the summer.

"Hey, wanna lez out tonight?"
"Sure, I'm cool for the summer"

"I like your hat"
"YES I'M COOL FOR THE SUMMER!!!"
"Uhh..."

by Pixiety August 31, 2015