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Jocksucker

Look at that jocksucker - she only became a cheerleader so she could meet guys even more stoopid than herself.
by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009
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Plankspanker

One who "spanks the plank", "mangles the monkey", or otherwise "chokes the chipolata."
Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.
by Pipe Downn July 9, 2009
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Shithog

Someone who acts like a complete and total asshole.

A person who has excessive regard for rules and authority.

Someone who is so full of shit that they might accurately be said to be hogging it.
Look at that kid over there. He's got four pencils all sharpened to exactly the same length, a slicked-down side parting, and yesterday he went to the principal cos two of the guys were smoking out the back.

Probably spend his entire adult life giving out parking tickets.

What a shithog!
by Pipe Downn October 2, 2009
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Jog on

Get lost; piss off.

British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".

The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"
Jog on your gait, ye blatherskate,
My name is Maggie Lauder.

(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)
by Pipe Downn November 13, 2013
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batfuck

Totally insane; insane enough to fuck a bat.

May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.
You little sister is completely batfuck crazy. She was trying to smoke a coathanger.

Yea, she's totally batfuck man.
by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009
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douchery

Douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.

Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...
by Pipe Downn January 10, 2010
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bad ass

A bottom which is naughty.

Used particularly in the context of flatulence.
(Gentleman breaks wind)

Gent: Oh BAD ASS!!! BAD ASS!!!

(Gent spanks self on posterior: not hard enough to cause permanent dysfunction, but firmly enough to punish.)
by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009
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