Shithog

Someone who acts like a complete and total asshole.

A person who has excessive regard for rules and authority.

Someone who is so full of shit that they might accurately be said to be hogging it.

Look at that kid over there. He's got four pencils all sharpened to exactly the same length, a slicked-down side parting, and yesterday he went to the principal cos two of the guys were smoking out the back.

Probably spend his entire adult life giving out parking tickets.

What a shithog!

by Pipe Downn October 2, 2009

batfuck

Totally insane; insane enough to fuck a bat.

May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.

You little sister is completely batfuck crazy. She was trying to smoke a coathanger.

Yea, she's totally batfuck man.

by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009

bad ass

A bottom which is naughty.

Used particularly in the context of flatulence.

(Gentleman breaks wind)

Gent: Oh BAD ASS!!! BAD ASS!!!

(Gent spanks self on posterior: not hard enough to cause permanent dysfunction, but firmly enough to punish.)

by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009

oxymoron

Someone too dumb too inhale.

"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."

"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."

by Pipe Downn December 9, 2013

fuck all

To have total sex: to have sex with everything.

Some people like to have sexual intercourse with individuals.

But I am bigger than that.

I will do nothing less than fuck all.

by Pipe Downn March 30, 2009

catflap

Arse. Ass. The fudge tunnel. The marmite mine. The "porcelain pebbledasher".

Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.

You waantin a kick up the catflap, ya prick?

by Pipe Downn December 10, 2011

shampoo

A fake turd.

Derived from combination of sham and poo.

I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.

by Pipe Downn March 21, 2010