Pipe Downn's definitions
What people say when caught in the act of doing something ludicrously stupid or otherwise wack.
It implies that the criticism their acts receive is due not to their own stupidity and naffness, but instead to some unexplained enmity on the part of whoever points it out.
It implies that the criticism their acts receive is due not to their own stupidity and naffness, but instead to some unexplained enmity on the part of whoever points it out.
Cornell is walking along the street with a set of clunky gold caps on his teeth, rendering himself almost unable to speak.
Bystander: What the fuck is that idiot doing with those pieces of metal in his mouth?
Cornell: Haters gonna hate
Bystander: Wait - now your trousers have fallen down completely!
Cornell: Haters gonna hate, fule, haters gonna hate
Bystander: What the fuck is that idiot doing with those pieces of metal in his mouth?
Cornell: Haters gonna hate
Bystander: Wait - now your trousers have fallen down completely!
Cornell: Haters gonna hate, fule, haters gonna hate
by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011
Get the haters gonna hatemug. Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.
by Pipe Downn July 9, 2009
Get the Plankspankermug. A retard who plays the guitar.
Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.
Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.
Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.
Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.
by Pipe Downn January 22, 2009
Get the Guitardmug. Someone who acts like a complete and total asshole.
A person who has excessive regard for rules and authority.
Someone who is so full of shit that they might accurately be said to be hogging it.
A person who has excessive regard for rules and authority.
Someone who is so full of shit that they might accurately be said to be hogging it.
Look at that kid over there. He's got four pencils all sharpened to exactly the same length, a slicked-down side parting, and yesterday he went to the principal cos two of the guys were smoking out the back.
Probably spend his entire adult life giving out parking tickets.
What a shithog!
Probably spend his entire adult life giving out parking tickets.
What a shithog!
by Pipe Downn October 2, 2009
Get the Shithogmug. Get lost; piss off.
British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".
The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"
British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".
The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"
Jog on your gait, ye blatherskate,
My name is Maggie Lauder.
(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)
My name is Maggie Lauder.
(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)
by Pipe Downn November 13, 2013
Get the Jog onmug. Republican 1: George Bush? But that old liar is completely unelectable!
Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.
Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?
Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.
Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.
Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?
Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.
by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011
Get the neoconmug. You don't know Jack Shit.
Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009
Get the Jack Shitmug.