Another word for "cheerleader"
Look at that jocksucker - she only became a cheerleader so she could meet guys even more stoopid than herself.
A retard who plays the guitar.
Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.
Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.
Chuck has been playing Smoke On The Water for the last seven hours.
What a guitard!
An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.
You don't know Jack Shit.
Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
Stupidity of such flagrance that even a dog would be boggled by it.
Jack: Wait, Mitt Romney just said 47% of his electorate were losers and his job would be to ignore them?
Jake: Sheer dogbogglery.
The study of certain prehistoric hominids who, it is theorised, may bear some relation to homo sapiens.
These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.
It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.
Hoccimum Folksiensis, a primitive form of tool-using hominid, which possessed rudimentary thumbs but no autocue ability.
Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.
A computer font whose letters are constructed from stick figures engaged in anal sex.
If you write the name "Condoleeza" in the dongbutts font, it sends out the wrong message to the youth of America.
One who "spanks the plank", "mangles the monkey", or otherwise "chokes the chipolata."
Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.