5 definitions by PineapplePizza117
The act of removing oneself from a situation quickly and discretely, without or without advanced notice.
Student: yo teach, do we stick around after the quiz or can we boomgang on out of here?
Teach: Nah, go enjoy the weekend.
"hey, where did DZ go?"
"Oh you know, he just boomgang'ed on out."
Teach: Nah, go enjoy the weekend.
"hey, where did DZ go?"
"Oh you know, he just boomgang'ed on out."
by PineapplePizza117 March 28, 2022
Portmanteau of "class" and "tomorrow." Clomorrow typically refers to an academic or classroom setting, but can be used for any regularly scheduled meeting.
See "Clasterday" for "class" and "yesterday."
See "Clasterday" for "class" and "yesterday."
by PineapplePizza117 February 21, 2022
The Mulaney Test is the informal name of the "worse word" scenario outlined in John Mulaney's hit 2012 standup special "New in Town." Mulaney describes a situation in which he is writing for an awards show and uses the word "midget" in a script. Mulaney is confronted by network personnel and told that he "can't put the word midget on TV" because "'Midget' is as bad as the 'n-word" to which Mulaney retorts "First off: no. No, it's not! "Do you know how I know it's not," I said to him, "is because we’re saying the word 'midget,' and we’re not even saying what the 'n-word' is!"
Finally, Mulaney offers The Mulaney Test succinctly: If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.
Finally, Mulaney offers The Mulaney Test succinctly: If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.
Z: Man, the boss said some wild shit earlier.
J: Like what?
Z: Well, he was talking about Indians and some other shit I can even say out loud.
J: Oh wow
Z: Yeah, I don't know which was worse
J: Well, per The Mulaney Test, the stuff you won't say out loud was worse.
J: Like what?
Z: Well, he was talking about Indians and some other shit I can even say out loud.
J: Oh wow
Z: Yeah, I don't know which was worse
J: Well, per The Mulaney Test, the stuff you won't say out loud was worse.
by PineapplePizza117 July 4, 2022
The condition of respiratory irritation due to the chronic inhalation of chalk dust, as was typical in pre-"dry erase" academia. The condition can result in coughing, sneezing, and general respiratory discomfort. The academic may need to "get some air" following a feverish lecture.
"Man, the machine learning professor had serious white lung in class today."
"I was in Dr. X's office hours after class and he had some bad white lung"
"I was in Dr. X's office hours after class and he had some bad white lung"
by PineapplePizza117 March 9, 2022
Homewrecker hoops are large, hoop (almost always circular) earrings sometimes worn by a homewrecker. While the hoops themselves have no special power, when combined with a quality homewrecker the hoops take on a synergistic allure. In the context of homewrecker hoops, this scenario typically involves a homewrecker female targeting a "happily married" male.
J: "Hey, you see that girl across the bar?"
D: "Which one?"
J: "The one rocking those homewrecker hoops."
(J. to himself) "Man, I'm happy I'm not married, because that girl's earrings are making me weak in the knees."
D: "Which one?"
J: "The one rocking those homewrecker hoops."
(J. to himself) "Man, I'm happy I'm not married, because that girl's earrings are making me weak in the knees."
by PineapplePizza117 June 19, 2022