4 definitions by Pim Lico

nine

The nine/nine-iron are both used to define a large cock. The former being dormant, and the latter, ready for action.

Pump me with yer nine-iron!

by Pim Lico July 9, 2005

dick jenga

The balancing act where a man has several girls on the go, and at least two of them know each other.

Sisters/flatmates/best friends score extra points.

"Hey man, they're sisters - you like playin' dick jenga or whaaaat?!"

by Pim Lico July 11, 2005

chewing juice

A polite way of telling a slack git that they are wasting time.

Think gurning.

Oi, you chewing juice again?

by Pim Lico July 13, 2005

are you local?

Never spoken, always typed. Used over chat software to see if a buddy is actively online (or their box is just chewing juice)

Are you local? (The League of Gentlemen)

by Pim Lico July 13, 2005