4 definitions by Pilgor the Lord of Goats
by Pilgor the Lord of Goats January 20, 2022
A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)
by Pilgor the Lord of Goats June 10, 2022
A large billy goat with grayish white skin and backward facing horns. He is actually a very powerful demon that lives in Goatville and has come to punish humans for they're sins. He also has been known to:
a: Annihilate anything with usually one headbutt
b: Time Travel
c: Do anything human ridiculously easily
d: Kill a T-Rex and ride a horse
e: Store the same Rex (along with anything else) in an invisible (possible infinite) pocket
f: Control a Mafia full of animals as the leader
g: TALK (according to the trailer)
h: Kill people and earn gold they didn't have
i: Breathe in Space
j: DESTROY EARTH
k: Summon money from nowhere
l: Bah (Humbug)
m: Survive black holes
n: Survive a radar beam that can destroy the Earth
o: Immortal
p: Breath underwater
a: Annihilate anything with usually one headbutt
b: Time Travel
c: Do anything human ridiculously easily
d: Kill a T-Rex and ride a horse
e: Store the same Rex (along with anything else) in an invisible (possible infinite) pocket
f: Control a Mafia full of animals as the leader
g: TALK (according to the trailer)
h: Kill people and earn gold they didn't have
i: Breathe in Space
j: DESTROY EARTH
k: Summon money from nowhere
l: Bah (Humbug)
m: Survive black holes
n: Survive a radar beam that can destroy the Earth
o: Immortal
p: Breath underwater
Pilgor is a little TOO powerful to be kept alive, don't ya think?
Nope. He will outlive the universe and SCP-682, because he is a DEMON
Nope. He will outlive the universe and SCP-682, because he is a DEMON
by Pilgor the Lord of Goats December 22, 2021