Definitions by Pigporker
Bacondom
Zelda: “Babe, I don’t like those, I’m allergic to latex"
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”
"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"
"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"
"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"
"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”
"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"
"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"
"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"
"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."