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1 definition by Picamon

 
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Someone who calls herself fat, but ironically compares herself to the bulemic, slutty, unhealthy bimbos she sees in high school--an action unhealthy in itself. Sexy orange hair the color of a warm, soothing campfire, grey eyes like the priciest, smoothest marble mixed with a diamond sparkle, extremely sweet to anyone and everyone, pretty well-known throughout the school, gamer, and an amazing friend. She also has amazing curves (especially up top), but that is the least important point (although a still great bonus). She is just sexy inside and out.

Nicknames: Elegance, perfection.

Rivals Stephen Hawking in intelligence, Aphrodite in beauty, Jesus Christ in kindness, and Gandhi in humility. Definitely the most real chic you will ever meet.
Holy hell, Carlie just walked by. I might blow a load in my pants.
by Picamon November 28, 2011