1 definition by Piano Player
As a farmer it natural that you keep your best cows in the Top Paddock. If a girl is classed as Top Paddock material she is a big heifer, has a solid rump, and big thighs. Great qualities for your next BBQ but not as your guest!
Mate, shes in the top paddock, I wouldn't take her on a date anywhere.
She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!
She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!
by Piano Player July 26, 2018