87 definitions by Pialinist

Stay Home Save Lives

What we should all be doing 24/7/366 until this freaking pandemic becomes history.

Stay home save lives. Maybe then this will become a thing of the past.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Code James

The thing you use for 10% off all Morphe products

Use code JAMES for 10% off!!!!!

by Pialinist April 23, 2023

pop a benny

To take a Benadryl.

I have allergies so I'm going to pop a benny.

by Pialinist April 19, 2023

cuteness overload

When your hamster decides to climb the bars of his cage to get on his wheel

Look at Snigglepop go - cuteness overload!!!!

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Naughty Free Pass

The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.

Happy day 1 of the Naughty Free Pass!!!!!

by Pialinist December 27, 2022

Normal Life

Something that we all used to be very good friends with, until Rona came along and stole it from us, just like the person who steals your best friend.

Ah, normal life. I used to be good friends with it.

by Pialinist August 14, 2020

The Best Thing Ever

Food

Food is the best thing ever.

by Pialinist November 15, 2020