3 definitions by Phoney_Mahoney

Someone who is an arsehole but of indeterminate gender.
Dave: “Oi, Gavin!”

Gavin: “Yeah?”

Dave: “You’re a fucking bullying cuntybell!”
by Phoney_Mahoney November 8, 2022
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Legendary 90s indie combo from St. Albans featuring: Dr. Riff, Cockroach, Snakeman and some other geezers who were instantly forgettable.

Best known for classics such as ‘Beetle Bashing’, ‘Crumpet Barmaid’ and a ridiculously shouty cover of The Clash’s ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go”.

Memorable for the historic gig at the Sandridge Bowl.
Dave: You coming to the Sandridge Bowl to see Pootang, Geoff?

Geoff: Gen up, Dave? Crumpet Barmaid is awesome, I wouldn’t miss seeing those legends, count me in!
by Phoney_Mahoney March 21, 2022
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A market girl is a term for a transient and passing moment of beauty. A girl who is way more attractive than she has any right to be, wearing cheap clothes and garish gold jewellery that should be repellent, but on her is intoxicating. And she is ephemeral, within 1-2 years, her beauty will be long gone, mislaid somewhere between pizzas in front of Jeremy Kyle and a string of useless wanker boyfriends who all do the unspeakable things to her that the rest of us only dare to dream of...
Dave: So, is she marriage material, then?

Pete: Nah, mate, she’s a market girl, only 2 years left before she’ll have a tramp stamp and a pushchair!
by Phoney_Mahoney November 15, 2019
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