Phoenix's definitions

cocksocket

another word for the female sexual organ

so im driving her cocksocket hard and...

by Phoenix March 27, 2005

Wilma

A girl that looks hot on one night and then ugly the next, and so on alternating hot to ugly. Similar to the Seinfeld episode with the women who is good looking in certain amounts of light and ugly in others.

"I bumped into Kari last night, and didnt even know it was her, What a Wilma!"
"What's up with Audrey, she looked good last night and now she looks like my ass. What a Wilma."

by Phoenix May 3, 2004

Lucid dreaming

Lucid dreaming is basically dreaming while being aware that you are dreaming.If you are in a lucid dream, you will usually have some power over your dream - anything from being able to fly or making an object or room appear behind a door or inside a pocket right up to being able to change into animals and create a whole world! Lucid dreams have been scientifically proved to exist.

Last night I wanted to fly, and I flew. And I was in total control of it.

by Phoenix May 22, 2004

xmms

X Multimedia system, like WinAmp but for linux

Dude, get Winamp!
I can't! I have linux!
Well then get xmms!

Okay, lame example...

by phoenix November 27, 2003

Grand Funk

The Hardest Working Rock And Roll Band in The World. Music that dares your feet to stay still, Hence an incitement to Dance and Party The Night Away. An Infectious Series of Bass Notes that have been known to A) Enhance Listening Pleasure, B) Cause a person to scream at top of lungs "MEL, MEL, MEL", C) Destroy Stereo Speakers, D) All Of The Above.

CAUTION: May also cause frequent trips across America for Concert Series and Purchase ALL Albums on CD.

"We're Coming To Your Town, We'll Help To Party It Down, We're An American Band" - Grand Funk Railroad 1973 from "We're An American Band" album/cd

by PHOENIX March 26, 2005

jipped

A misspelling of gypped.

Bob: Oh damn! You got jipped!
Jim: I think you mean gypped...
Bob: But urban dictionary has a definition fo-
Jim: You got gypped!

by phoenix January 6, 2007

M$

Short for Microsoft, used to imply Microsoft cares more for money than it does for security, stability, and anything else that could make a good Operating System.

M$ has another security hole.

by Phoenix May 18, 2004