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North Haven is a small town located in Connecticut. It has made the national "Top 100 places to live" list. The majority of the citizens are Italian, and some Irish. Most of the Italians believe it is their job to reenact Jersey Shore, a hit TV series on MTV, and they idolize their styling because it is ridiculous. The guys think they are cool because they wear expensive clothes and have blow outs. The girls tend to make themselves look like sluts by doing the 'duck face' and sticking out their ass. Most of these people think they are unique but they really are not. The 'nerds' of North Haven idolize one special teacher in the High School because he teaches the best class offered, Humanities.

ANNUAL CHANCE OF SUNSHINE 56%
JULY HIGH 82.8° - JANUARY LOW 16.9°
Average Annual Precipitation 4.03 inches
That girl looks like a slut....she must be from North Haven.

North Haven offers a great education for those who take learning in a serious manor.
by Philips836801 August 10, 2011
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