16 definitions by Phil the Pill
what some retards believe is real. the same people that believe in a liberal elite also believe in black helicopters, illuminati, the da vinci code, aliens, creationism and bigfoot.
Art Bell: tonight on coast to coast am, wel'll talk about the liberal elite. also, george washington, was he bigfoot reincarnated and did he plan for the american government to be a puppet for martians?
by Phil the Pill September 6, 2006
contrary to the ignorant public that only likes the godawful top 40 and rap-pop stuff, electronica is not synonamous with electronic music. there are multiple genres of electronic music (like there are genres of rock) such as trance, house, techno, jungle, hardcore etc. electronica is a genre of electronic music that encompasses "listenable" subgenres like downtempo and IDM.
Maushawn the wigger: dude, chingy is better 'den electronica!
Electronic fan: oh yeah? well frankie knuckles is coming to your house and is going to do a drive-by on your ass.
Electronic fan: oh yeah? well frankie knuckles is coming to your house and is going to do a drive-by on your ass.
by Phil the Pill September 11, 2006
someone who does not believe in any gods. there are two kinds of atheists: strong atheists believe that the existence of gods are impossible, weak atheists (called agnostics) don't believe in god, but would start believing in him if he were proven true.
atheists usually come in two flavors: atheists who don't believe in god based on science, evolution, the big bang, humanism, skepticism and logic. the second group, unfortunately, are goths and vampires who don't believe in god because it's "alternative" and "anti-establishment".
atheists usually come in two flavors: atheists who don't believe in god based on science, evolution, the big bang, humanism, skepticism and logic. the second group, unfortunately, are goths and vampires who don't believe in god because it's "alternative" and "anti-establishment".
by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
a follower of atheism, a nontheism religion (lack of). atheists do not believe in God or gods. usually they are strong supporters of science, humanism, skepticism and do good deeds, but not out of fear like christians (hell).
jerry falwell: you're going to hell for being a nonbeliever
atheist: well you're going to hell for getting a rusty trombone from a prostitute
atheist: well you're going to hell for getting a rusty trombone from a prostitute
by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
a good show akin to rocko's modern life. it ran from 1991-1994. some assholes at night canceled rocko's modern life and revived rugrats to fill it's timeslot. the new rugrats was horrible. it was now geared completely to little tweens and consisted entirely of potty jokes.
tonight on the rugrats
tommy: hey angelica, what's that?
angelica: it's called my pussy. only girls have them.
tommy: can I have a taste?
tommy: hey angelica, what's that?
angelica: it's called my pussy. only girls have them.
tommy: can I have a taste?
by Phil the Pill September 6, 2006
Me: jesus shit! none of these songs are good. they're all produced by record companies who focus on making the music videos flashy over the audio content.
Guy: that's not true! ...yes it is...
Guy: that's not true! ...yes it is...
by Phil the Pill September 15, 2006
the opposite of inbreeding. outbreeding is a process of evolution. genetically different mates will produce offspring that inherits both parents' genes and is thus an advantage to offspring.
Cletus, the baptist hillbilly neocon: i done fucked my sis!
Phil: gross. your kids are probably going to die with both sets of the same genes.
Cletus: that's a liberal elite lie! everybody knows genes and outbreeding don't exist!
Phil: gross. your kids are probably going to die with both sets of the same genes.
Cletus: that's a liberal elite lie! everybody knows genes and outbreeding don't exist!
by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006