6 definitions by Phil Martin

hippo-crocca-dogga-pig

Term used to described an extremly unactractive female.

No i wouldn`t allow your girlfriend to piss on face. She is almost certainly a hippo-crocca-dogga-pig.

by Phil Martin October 31, 2004

viva la beaver was the only sport jim did when we were in spain. The fuck nut

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

To unexpectedly stumble across something that you`re looking for. A gloriously lucky moment.

I woke up and got ready for work only to realise that it was saturday! golden baby i shouted

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

The silky liquid that is ejaculated from the penis as a result of a male sexual climax .

I was fucking her so hard that within minutes i was releasing arks of daddy batter across her dirty little face!

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

I gave her some FBA last night

by Phil Martin November 17, 2003

As i wanked like a fucker arks of liquid silk spilt all over my bedroom floor

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003