15 definitions by Phenomally

broker

A slang term for a prostitute: especially one who has a pimp

Yo man, I gotta go see how my broker is doing making me money.

by Phenomally February 9, 2007

queefing cunt syndrome

Queefing cunt syndrome (QCS) is a rare disorder acquired by dirty bitches who smear it foward and are prone to bacterial infections especially caused by clostridium perfringens, an organism that causes gas gangrene in infected tissue.

Maricon had an incredible bout with queefing cunt syndrome last spring.

by Phenomally January 25, 2007

testiclectomy

The emasculation of a male by his own cowardice...especially when the phobia is not represented even at the toddler level.

Krazy Karl received a testiclectomy when the clown suprised him making Karl soil himself.

by Phenomally December 11, 2006

skittle's triad

Skittle's triad is a disorder marked by ovarian chocolate cysts, strawberry cervix, and raspberry labia especially seen in women with the following; excessive menses, syphilis, and herpes.

Maricon had a bout with skittle's triad last summer

by Phenomally January 25, 2007

sogorrhea

Seen in individuals who experience gastrointestinal diarrhea with copious semen in their feces from numerous anal sexual encounters

Man that slut had sogorrhea all weekend after eating that burrito

by Phenomally December 5, 2006

po

Latin for per os meaning by mouth. Especially applies to taking medication or cock!!!

Night soil and Cunties McBitch prefer sex po

by Phenomally January 15, 2007

speed bagging

A timed teabagging in which the recepient experiences orgasm.

Sean received a brisk speed bagging in which his girlfriend bested her own record of 5 minutes and 24 seconds.

by Phenomally December 13, 2006