1 definition by PeterWalrussocks

When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.
"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."

"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"

"Steve planted a massive one."
by PeterWalrussocks October 2, 2011
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