A piece of shit Benz that has crappy fake wood interior trim and corners like a Mack truck. Drivers of these cars think they, along with their car, are amazing. When it comes down to it, better cars like Audis and Infinitis, along with their respective owners, simply kick their ass.
"Hey, wanna give me a blowjob because I drive a c320?"
"Hell no. Real men drive Audis and Infinitis because they don't buy their cars for the brand. They buy them for their performance. And THAT is why I'll blow them instead."