Peter Crammer's definitions

Tastes like ho maid!

When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...

... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"

by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006

John Lennon

One of the BEATLES and a solo artist as well.

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John Lennon singing in the Heavenly choir.

by Peter Crammer January 1, 2007

Early Bloomer

An "Early Bloomer" is a super sexy and horny, non-adult teenage chick, who must therefore be avoided by horny adult males at all cost!

"God damn, look at that sexy bitch!"

"She's an Early Bloomer dude. You better stay away from that shit, unless you feel like going to prison and getting butt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape."

"Thanks for the tip Bro!"

by Peter Crammer November 22, 2006

Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?

When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"

"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"

by Peter Crammer August 1, 2006

({: )=8

({: )=8 means, "Suck it Baby!"

Honey, I just can't wait until you come over and ({: )=8

by Peter Crammer January 1, 2007

teen-up

An 18 or 19 year old. A teenage grown-up.

Larry: Godamn she's hot! Is she of age?

Jerry: Hell yeah; she's a teen-up bro'; go for it!

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

pumpernickel

A very inexpensive prostitute.

Katy let me fuck her in the ass for $15. What a pumpernickel!

by Peter Crammer December 12, 2006