Lease-a-beaver = female prostitute.
An 18 or 19 year old. A teenage grown-up.
Larry: Godamn she's hot! Is she of age?
Jerry: Hell yeah; she's a teen-up bro'; go for it!
An extremely inexpensive prostitue.
Oh my god! That Melissa chick down the street sucked the cum right outta me last night for just $5. What a quarterpounder!
Facing your woman, both of you naked, take both of your hands, grab both of her nipples with all of your fingertips, and tickle her nips.
If I ever meet Pam Anderson, I'm gonna ask her if she wants to see me Etch-A-Sketch.
A very expensive call girl.
I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.
(1) Male ejaculate.
(2) The milk jugs as they jiggle,
while the booty does it's wiggle.
Hey, Baby! You want a large fry to go with that Milk Shake?
A super well-endowed man, and/or autofellatio.
I have gym with Big John, so my sister asked me if he was a Nantuckian. And I said, "Well, it hangs below his towel".