69 definitions by Pete Dick

when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.
Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
by Pete Dick September 13, 2009
an abnormally large baby, a minature man from brussels.
The Cooker: "damn pizzamaker's kid is huge..."
Pete Dick: "yeah, he is the baby from brussels."
The Cooker: "humm, your right."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."
TP: "what are you guys talking about?"
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
published by Griffin Investigations and containing photos, listed individuals are generally suspected of being, or known to be, either advantage players or outright cheaters at casino games. These individuals are perceived as a threat to a casino's profits and include those who use leal and illegal means including card counters, card markers, and those who attempt to cheat slot machines.
The Cooker: "damn, that dude bettin all that cash just got kicked out of the casino."
Pete Dick: "must be in the Griffin Book."
by Pete Dick March 30, 2008
when a jovial older gentleman refuses to let the people around him buy drinks, often used to impress younger woman who are often just leading this older gentleman on in order to get free drinks themselves.
Pete Dick: "damn, is that Roberto over there?"
Sunny: "I think it is."
Pete Dick: "lets go buy him a drink, he's a good guy."
Roberto: "hey, fellas, wow good to see you."
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink..."
Roberto: "no, no, put your money away, its no good here, really."
Sunny: "wow, what a beautiful thing."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
to take a huge shit in your own toliet that has been brewing for a while.
Kaleb: "Mom hurry up and get home!"
Pizzamaker: "Why hun?"
Kaleb: "Cause I gotta drop a Griffey."
by Pete Dick February 28, 2008
a smaller version of a charley horse.
Pizzamaker: "I am a ninja!"
Pete Dick: "Whatever..."
Pizzamaker (whacking Pete in the thigh): "Take that then!"
Pete Dick: "What the hell fuck face, you just gave me a chucky pony."
by Pete Dick March 12, 2008
a fart, or series of farts prior to dropping a Griffey.
Pete Dick: "I love my Griffey Junior!"
Jen: "What are you rambling about now?"
Pete Dick: "You can't smell that?"
Jen, rolling window down in zero degree weather: "I can now ass hole!"
by Pete Dick February 28, 2008
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