69 definitions by Pete Dick

sarcastic way of congradulating someone for something trivial.
TP: "I went jacking for beats and banged Coquet last night."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya."
by Pete Dick March 13, 2008
when a jovial older gentleman refuses to let the people around him buy drinks, often used to impress younger woman who are often just leading this older gentleman on in order to get free drinks themselves.
Pete Dick: "damn, is that Roberto over there?"
Sunny: "I think it is."
Pete Dick: "lets go buy him a drink, he's a good guy."
Roberto: "hey, fellas, wow good to see you."
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink..."
Roberto: "no, no, put your money away, its no good here, really."
Sunny: "wow, what a beautiful thing."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
published by Griffin Investigations and containing photos, listed individuals are generally suspected of being, or known to be, either advantage players or outright cheaters at casino games. These individuals are perceived as a threat to a casino's profits and include those who use leal and illegal means including card counters, card markers, and those who attempt to cheat slot machines.
The Cooker: "damn, that dude bettin all that cash just got kicked out of the casino."
Pete Dick: "must be in the Griffin Book."
by Pete Dick March 30, 2008
to take a huge shit in your own toliet that has been brewing for a while.
Kaleb: "Mom hurry up and get home!"
Pizzamaker: "Why hun?"
Kaleb: "Cause I gotta drop a Griffey."
by Pete Dick February 28, 2008
a smaller version of a charley horse.
Pizzamaker: "I am a ninja!"
Pete Dick: "Whatever..."
Pizzamaker (whacking Pete in the thigh): "Take that then!"
Pete Dick: "What the hell fuck face, you just gave me a chucky pony."
by Pete Dick March 12, 2008
to conduct a sensitive discussion while striding up and down the block to avoid being overheard on those pesky eavesdropping devices.
Ever since the cops came and shook down Sammy Blue Eyes, I take a walk to discuss important business.
by Pete Dick February 17, 2008
the general background noise found at concerts, nightclubs, restaurants and other events where groups of people gather.
The Cooker: "I saw you jacking for beats last night, you get any?"
Pete Dick: "No, I couldn't work my magic because the girl couldn't hear me over the social noise."
The Cooker: "damn, that sucks"
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself"
by Pete Dick March 27, 2008

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