2 definitions by Peruvian Hairless

Top Definition
abbriviation for shrink/social advisor: a friend that gives another friend advice on personal matters for no money, and gets rewarded by success and occasionally Taco Bell.
I should visit my so-shrink so I can figure out how to ask her out.

My so-shrink should know how to handle this.
by Peruvian Hairless January 09, 2008
the state of being in which your left breast has been ripped off and is flappping the wind due to being struck by the American Dream in the form of a convertible.
After being struck, Myrtle was lert.

It sucks to be lert.
by Peruvian Hairless March 07, 2008

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