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2 definitions by Peruvian Hairless

 
1.
abbriviation for shrink/social advisor: a friend that gives another friend advice on personal matters for no money, and gets rewarded by success and occasionally Taco Bell.
I should visit my so-shrink so I can figure out how to ask her out.

My so-shrink should know how to handle this.
by Peruvian Hairless January 09, 2008
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2.
the state of being in which your left breast has been ripped off and is flappping the wind due to being struck by the American Dream in the form of a convertible.
After being struck, Myrtle was lert.

It sucks to be lert.
by Peruvian Hairless March 07, 2008
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