24 definitions by Persephone~

Cannibalism

To put it frankly:
People eating other people.
Also works for animals, as long as they're the same species.

The deserted pioneers had to resort to cannibalism to survive.

by Persephone~ February 20, 2009

Goth

Emo to the next level.

Goth is the opposite of Max & Ruby

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

D'oh

Something Homer Simpson says when he's done something wrong.

Flanders: Okely-diddly-dokely
Simpson: D'oh!

by Persephone~ December 26, 2008

Jock

What makes up approx. 89% of my school, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Jocks are:

~OBSESSED! with sports

~The masculine version of a slut

~Think I like them (OMG!)

~Think nothing else in the world matters except for sports

~Likes picking up a ho or two on the street

~Usually (but not always) gets poor grades

~Hates all other social cliques (geeks, preps, punks, etc)

Teacher: Today we will learn about meiosis...
Jock: FOOTBALL!
--
Me: I'm trying out for Cora in our school play Nightfallen!
Jock: FOOTBALL!
--
Me: Let me guess, football?
Jock: BASKETBALL!
Me: O_o

by Persephone~ June 4, 2009

Evey Hammond

Main character in the bestselling novel V for Vendetta by Alan Moore and David Lloyd and the film adaption as well.
Some may argue my "theory", but think of it: A main character grows and changes over the course of the work. I mean really, does V really mentally change? As Evey changes from a naive young girl to an all-out terrorist, just like V.
I just entered this cuz it wasn't here.

EVEY HAMMOND!

by Persephone~ September 13, 2009

Malin Akerman

Malin Akerman

A very ugly "actress".
The only reason people like her is because of her body.
Her face is shaped weird and she talks like she just got hit in the head with a 500-page textbook.

Malin Akerman puts Tara Reid to shame.

by Persephone~ November 30, 2009

Chorus Girl

By far the hardest role in theatre. You have these confusing dances, insane upper/lower extremes, freaky costumes, frequent costume changes, and worst of all, you aren't even mentioned in the programs.
I've been a chorus girl for six years, so I know what I'm talking about.

Hmm, in this scene, I have to do seven spins and a kick (on pointe), then here comes my own little aria of four E6's, two F2's and then another E6, all while wearing six-inch heels, a hoopskirt, a three-foot-tall wig and a corset. Oh, now I have a costume change. I now have three minutes to put on a curly wig, undo my corset, slip on an ankle-length dress two sizes too small, try to get out of these size-five heels when I'm really a size eight, and tug on some ballet slippers for the next scene. All while doing that, I hope I haven't smudged my makeup job, or my boss will kill me.
I hate being a chorus girl.

by Persephone~ July 19, 2009