Definitions by Percei

Rule 87 

A generally accepted internet rule that states: As long as there is internet, there will be trolls.

Guy 1: Hey what are you doing?
Guy 2: Browsing these forums... are you kidding me, this guy says "coke is da worst and all the ppl who drink r cunts w/ moutherpes"
Guy 1: Thats actually not that hard to believe, rule 87 man.

Rule 87 by Percei December 29, 2008

Tangorape 

Definition One: Rape while doing the tango (or any upbeat dance).
Definition Two: The opposite of Salonrape, where the victim's hair is messed up, usually using hairspray.

The two dancers were eliminated from the tango division because they tangoraped, disgusting the judges.

Jenny had been left with nothing but a big ball of frizz and bad memories from the tangorape.

Tangorape by Percei May 21, 2008

Engarde 

The phrase used in fighting (usually) by stuck up or fancy people. Also used in dueling and fencing.

Bully: I'm gonna kill you!
Brit: Well then engarde good sir!

Engarde by Percei March 20, 2008