11 definitions by Penix

Brempti

A slang (and considered derogatory) term for immigrants from India, Pakistan and Bangladesh. The name comes itself stems from the apparent accent-laden pronunciation of “twenty” by the any of the aforementioned groups. Also, a word that can be considered to represent many of the particular lingustic nuances of languages spoken by any of the abovementioned.

"I had to sit beside a brempti on the subway today! It stunk!"

7-Eleven Employee: "Here is your change sir, whon dollahr an brempti cents"
Customer: "hahaha!"

by Penix July 2, 2009

Counterstrike

A wildly popular internet team based game with two basic teams, terrorists and counter-terrorists. Contrary to popular belief, this is not a very good game, nor is it very fun. It gained great popularity because it is a free modification on the aging game Half-life and required no one to upgrade their hardware or purchase a new software. Unlike other fun games, the winners of this game are typically the players who sit quietly in one spot for hours waiting for others to walk in front of them so they can shoot them effortlessly. While this tactic may seem ridiculous, it captured the hearts of hundreds of thousands of under skilled loser gamers, making it the most popular online game by a large margin.

Related terms: Gamer

Loser gamers are often quite fond of playing Counterstrike.

by Penix May 29, 2009

roflgasm

1. An orgasm brought on by an extremely funny experience.

2. A term used excessively by idiots to express laughter when no humor is present.

Related Terms: rofl, orgasm, lol, roflcopter, lollerskates, omg, omfg, wtf, omgwtf, omfgwtf, roffle

1. When the old man fell down the stairs I laughed so hard I had a roflgasm!

2. Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Guy 2: OMFG!!!!! LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11 ROFLGASM!!!!!!!!11

by Penix July 11, 2005

Jellyneck

A derogatory term for drug-users at dance clubs. Most commonly employed when describing Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) users. The term itself comes from the fluid head movements done by those described; appearing as though their neck is made of jelly.

"Yes, Jason and I used to hit the clubs all the time, but we have not since he became a jellyneck."

by Penix April 19, 2008

Bitch

1. Female dog.
2. Woman who is really just a cunt

1. My dog is a real son of a bitch.
2. That bitch made me late for work.

by Penix May 19, 2005

BiC

An acronym for "Believe it Comrade". (1) Used when someone questions the validity of a claim or statement that has been made. (2) Used to reinforce a claim or statement. See also (DNBiC.

Person 1: "I once saw the big boss glory hole a Roma Gypsy on a train to Slovakia"
Person 2: "No way!"
Person 3: "BiC!!!"

by Penix March 28, 2007

DNBiC

An acronym for "Do Not Believe it Comrade". Used to point out the falsehood of a (usually outlandish) statement or claim. See also BiC.

Person 1: "I lost my virginity to a porn star when I was 11"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 3: "DNBiC!!!"

by Penix March 28, 2007