5 definitions by Penis Curtains
The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.
Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.
Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.
by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021
An accident that results while performing the Japanese Blindfold and Fukushima release valve. Only once thus far in history a groom slipped on a piece of sashimi while sitting on his bride's head completely enveloping it all the way past her mouth with his anus. When he farted the air could not escape her mouth, and blew her eyes out of their sockets with the force of a nuclear explosion.
by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021
A well known Japanese wedding custom where the groom sits on the brides head until his anus covers her eyes blinding her from all other potential suitors. This may be accompanied by a Fukushima Release Valve.
by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021
The ultimate act of sexual deviance where the father gets a blow job from his baby momma while his child is being aborted.
Did you know Planned Parenthood will let you do an ablortion?
Instead of a blumpkin, I talked her into an ablortion.
I got off so hard from that ablortion watching my child get sucked out while she was sucking me off!
Instead of a blumpkin, I talked her into an ablortion.
I got off so hard from that ablortion watching my child get sucked out while she was sucking me off!
by Penis Curtains January 12, 2021
The combination of farting and screaming after performing the Fukushima Release Valve. When the gas passes out of the man and into the woman's nose, she immediately starts trying to buck him off her head leaning back and screaming. The sound produced is that of a wolf howling in agony.
by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021