5 definitions by Penguins Kick Ass

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The reason so many 11 year olds are in hospital with multiple bruises and broken limbs.
Nurse: What are the injuries?
Doctor: Multiple chinese burns, two black eyes, a very sore noogie and a wedgie so bad we can't seem to find the underwear.
Nurse: So what is it this time, doc?
Doctor: Poor Janet here had her first day of High School. She immediately burst through the doors, running through the hallways singing about how working together can help you achieve anything.
Nurse: So what happened?
Doctor: She was brutally attacked by the other children. It's the 3rd case today.

And that, children, is why you should never watch any disney channel shows, expecially High School Musical.
by Penguins Kick Ass August 08, 2009
The Jonas brothers love to suck dick, they would suck each others but they only have vagina's.

Jo Bro 1: Mmmmmm this is some good dick right here!
Jo Bro 2: Yeah, too bad we only have pussys!
Jo Bro 3: Enough of sucking cock, we have to go and sing to those screaming 9 year old girls!

on stage

Jo Bro 2: Ohhh yeahhh why don't you love me babeee yeahhhh let me suck your dick ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh
by Penguins Kick Ass March 11, 2009
Oh, the joys of Habbo! Don't ya just love it? Perves trying to find out where you live, 9 year old noobs, crap moderators, the swearing filter... its all so wonderful!
Let me share some of my wisdom with you.

Perverts: Far, far to many. You can't walk in a room without someone going a/s/l? all the time. Litrally, when I went on habbo to see if it had got any better (hell no), I saw 5 perves asking people where they lived in a fucking day. Don't trust anyone on Habbo. Perves! The lot of them!

Noobs: Yeah. You walk straight into Habbo hotel (with 2 crappy cars in the car park) and all you can hear is 'omg ur so hot wanna go out?'. Well, unless all of a sudden people find 3cm tall pixelated charchters hot, I'm pretty sure its fucked up.

Furni: If you don't have any 'good' furrni, don't expect ANY friends. Ok? Either cough up $50 for coins or you might as well delete your habbo.

Language filter: Ok, I understand wanting to block it, considering they pay so much less attention they have 9 year olds on their game. But, come ON. Bobba. For fucks sake, BOBBA. Is that the best they can fucking do? Yup, thats right kids, you swear on habbo, it will appear as BOBBA. And also, even if their part of other words, they wont let that through either. Eg. essex will become esBobba. Retarded.
Thats only a few things that show you Habbo is frickin' gay.
Perv: Hi!
some faggot: Hi!
Perv: Whats your name?
fag: I'm not allowed to give it out.
Perv: Ok, I'll keep all my furni to myself.
Fag: Oh, wait! Its Johnny. Johnny Smith.
Perv: Ok, Johnny. Where do you live?
Johnny: I can't give that out either!
Perv: I'll give you credits.
John: Oh, ok, (some bullshit place here).
Perv: Ok!
News: 9 year old Johnny was raped and killed yesterday evening. All the investigators could find was a conversation on Johnny's pc...

Noob1: hi ur so h0t wanna go out
Noob2: yeah i luv u babe lets get mari3d
Noob1: ok!
Half an hour later
Noob2: its not working out
Noob1: omg no please dont leave i luv u plzzzzzzzzzzzz

Some kid: Wahhhh I need a mommy
Some other kid: ill be ur mommy!
They get to the Mommy's home
kid1: oh wait i dont wanna be ur kid no more u aint got no furni
kid2: no please dont leave i need u :(

Habbo Hotel is retarded.
by Penguins Kick Ass January 19, 2009
The coolest cartoon cat you will never meet, only to be ruined by those we call the Scene Kid.

Scene kid 1: OMG i LyK3 LuV hEll0 K!TtY sHes sO SC3ne RaWk!
R.I.P Hello Kitty
by Penguins Kick Ass August 08, 2009
see fag or homosexual
Me: Did you see that emo kid whose been hanging around the market lately?
Person: Yeah, I heard he's looking for a place to find bargin razor-blades.
Me: What a faggot.
by Penguins Kick Ass March 28, 2009

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