6 definitions by Peggyatthestar
When you lie about needing a poo as an excuse to leave the room and stop talking to an annoying friend.
by Peggyatthestar February 15, 2015
A time when a man has been single for so long that his balls have become a darker shade of blue so that they look like they have been eclipsed.
by Peggyatthestar February 3, 2015
A penis which has shriveled due to cold weather and now resembles the popular milk chocolate and vanilla fondant sweet.
Everyone stared in awed silence at Jimmy's Walnut Whip Dick,. Jimmy shrugged 'It's bloody baltic out here!'
by Peggyatthestar August 10, 2015
by Peggyatthestar October 23, 2015
After abstaining for 7 days Jimmy awkwardly got the Jizz sweats at Grandma's house.
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by Peggyatthestar January 26, 2015
When you use a GPS tracking app to map your run or bike ride and you accidentally draw a cock with your route.
by Peggyatthestar February 10, 2015