A boy or girl that one may find attractive in real life, but when you go home to stalk her via Facebook, you find that she has little to none attractive pictures. This is a downer when you try to show your friends a hot girl on Facebook; but unbeknown to you, she doesn't have many attractive pictures, making you look like a fool for thinking someone is hot who appears not to be.
Guy 1: Dude, you gotta see this chick she's so fine.
Guy 2: Bro.. that girls ugly as sin..
Guy 1: No way! She may be Facebook Ugly, but in real life, she's a pistol!
Guy 3: You need to check your sources before thinking a girl is hot, man.
(N): A cocky bastard who peaks athletically at the age of thirteen, then becomes a non-factor in his athletic career in just about any sport.
Haber's are tall, with a fo-hawk hairstyle. They have fairly deep voices, and try to talk intelligent when really they don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Guy 1: dude, you can't prove I exist.
Guy 2: STFU you Haaaber. When was the last time you did something for the team?