6 definitions by Pecker pete
When a girl or woman is trying to establish dominance over other females
Or attract a Male or female suitor
A queefer may use a high pitch squeaky queef to attract others from a long distance
Or a low guttaral growl like a sleeping pitbull when threatened
They can also jump up several octaves when startled or excited
It is not unusual for a classically trained queefer to have a queefing rang several octaves higher and lower then judas priest
Or attract a Male or female suitor
A queefer may use a high pitch squeaky queef to attract others from a long distance
Or a low guttaral growl like a sleeping pitbull when threatened
They can also jump up several octaves when startled or excited
It is not unusual for a classically trained queefer to have a queefing rang several octaves higher and lower then judas priest
Tracy was having her little brother and his friend over to drink beer and give her dog a boner so she could laugh at it.
You could see a glimmer in her eyes as she pushed her but against the wall and her legs up. What fallowed can be described as. Two slabs of raw meat smacking together in reverse. Then the sound of of a Bulldogs jowles flapping together when his head hangs out the window.
After that she was known as madam tracy and was sought after by all the gentalman
Queef . Startled or warning ..during times of stress or worry ...
Sharron had been crying a good part of the day. She eventually worked her self to hysterics and no sooner could she take a breath did a sobbing and pathetic queef start with a squeal and died of like a bullfrog having a heart attack
:; as judge Cavanaugh drunkenly came closer she queefer what sounded like a diesel boat motor warming up in a dirty river
You could see a glimmer in her eyes as she pushed her but against the wall and her legs up. What fallowed can be described as. Two slabs of raw meat smacking together in reverse. Then the sound of of a Bulldogs jowles flapping together when his head hangs out the window.
After that she was known as madam tracy and was sought after by all the gentalman
Queef . Startled or warning ..during times of stress or worry ...
Sharron had been crying a good part of the day. She eventually worked her self to hysterics and no sooner could she take a breath did a sobbing and pathetic queef start with a squeal and died of like a bullfrog having a heart attack
:; as judge Cavanaugh drunkenly came closer she queefer what sounded like a diesel boat motor warming up in a dirty river
by Pecker pete October 2, 2018
The neighbors boy is in really bad shape. Oh what happened?
Hes farthuffing.. And he was such a good kid
They found him with some kinda fart pipe.. A what?????!!!!!!
The police called it a atmosphereic ventilation aperture. I guess they use it to compress the fart, kinda like crack from cocaine.
You mean some one made a pipe compressor vaporizer.
Yes dear atmospheric ventilation aperture. the police said they call it aVa on the streets.
Dear God what's the world coming to kids strung out on farts. At least there not shooting up and leaving syringes all over the place.
They said to not to touch one a needle and a aVa are equally dangerous
You have to stick your self with a needle.
If you touch one of those aVas it could spray a cloud of pure fart that was robbed from some ones butt so who knows what disease's it will spread.
Well hows the boy? Hes in a coma and if he comes out of it his breath with always smell like shit.
Damn another bright future lost damn these farts and those aVa pipes
Hes farthuffing.. And he was such a good kid
They found him with some kinda fart pipe.. A what?????!!!!!!
The police called it a atmosphereic ventilation aperture. I guess they use it to compress the fart, kinda like crack from cocaine.
You mean some one made a pipe compressor vaporizer.
Yes dear atmospheric ventilation aperture. the police said they call it aVa on the streets.
Dear God what's the world coming to kids strung out on farts. At least there not shooting up and leaving syringes all over the place.
They said to not to touch one a needle and a aVa are equally dangerous
You have to stick your self with a needle.
If you touch one of those aVas it could spray a cloud of pure fart that was robbed from some ones butt so who knows what disease's it will spread.
Well hows the boy? Hes in a coma and if he comes out of it his breath with always smell like shit.
Damn another bright future lost damn these farts and those aVa pipes
by Pecker pete April 25, 2019
A condition of pathalogical lying with the need to raw dog your daughter after eating random dudes loads out of her chew toy of a vagina while having a guy named jarred wiggle his wiener in your but crack but only putting the head in to cum where it can be eatin later as it drips out on to a cracker while you watch fox new and masterbate to pics of your daughter taking a shit in a port a potty while she sees how many black cocks she can wedge in to her black hole and trap men in her stretched out meat curtains to digest like a fly trap
Donald Trump void of character and humanity lacking in self respect
Void of sole cant stop thinking about banging daughter and why wife wont hold Hand in public
Donald trump. Shit dick. Ass rat cum gobbling. Incompetent. Inconsistent. Incontanent. Impatient for mouth full of cum impotence in dick personality or ability to get anything done just a.usless wad of flesh to get in the way.
Donald trump also known as pussy cheek in some circles for his unthreatening personality lack of manhood and only good for stuffing full of drunkin cock in ally
Offen used is conjunction with the term kavanaugh. Or pulling a judge kavanaugh when describing useless sacks of shit who nurse of each others limp dicks and dream of grandeur of being respected buy there fellow man. When a cracked out prostitute wont spit the puss from her abscessed tooth in there face
Donald Trump void of character and humanity lacking in self respect
Void of sole cant stop thinking about banging daughter and why wife wont hold Hand in public
Donald trump. Shit dick. Ass rat cum gobbling. Incompetent. Inconsistent. Incontanent. Impatient for mouth full of cum impotence in dick personality or ability to get anything done just a.usless wad of flesh to get in the way.
Donald trump also known as pussy cheek in some circles for his unthreatening personality lack of manhood and only good for stuffing full of drunkin cock in ally
Offen used is conjunction with the term kavanaugh. Or pulling a judge kavanaugh when describing useless sacks of shit who nurse of each others limp dicks and dream of grandeur of being respected buy there fellow man. When a cracked out prostitute wont spit the puss from her abscessed tooth in there face
That was one of the most vile fucking movies I've ever seen
Ya they should of just called it donald trump
Ya they should of just called it donald trump
by Pecker pete October 2, 2018
A desert from the pheonican peoples most historians agree from 2000 bc to 1500 bc (bc before cuckold)
It is made of goats milk curdled in the vag. For no less then two weeks.
If prepared in the traditional manner for no less them two menstrual cycles in order to achieve a rich and complex flavor palette with hints of moldy viniger old crab cakes and a hint of sourdough.
The dough comes from the vag of the girl in the off cycle who has passed her cheese wad but has plenty of active yeast culture left to make the dough. The cheese was is mashed down in to a paste and spread across the dough.
While women put great bellows in to the vag and fill full of air and use the pussy lips to leave a beautiful texture and a waxy like coating that is sprayed out from the ever growing yeast infection.
Men would walk through the market dipping there fingers In the pussys of the women till they found the flavor that fit there palate.
It is made of goats milk curdled in the vag. For no less then two weeks.
If prepared in the traditional manner for no less them two menstrual cycles in order to achieve a rich and complex flavor palette with hints of moldy viniger old crab cakes and a hint of sourdough.
The dough comes from the vag of the girl in the off cycle who has passed her cheese wad but has plenty of active yeast culture left to make the dough. The cheese was is mashed down in to a paste and spread across the dough.
While women put great bellows in to the vag and fill full of air and use the pussy lips to leave a beautiful texture and a waxy like coating that is sprayed out from the ever growing yeast infection.
Men would walk through the market dipping there fingers In the pussys of the women till they found the flavor that fit there palate.
Little timmy loved sundays to go to queefy Ken's queef cakes and bait shop
In the old part of town.
Old style with new ideas midgets asians one girl with different sized pussy lips
Giving so much variety to the texture of the curd frosting.....
Janet wanted to make queef cupcakes for her husband but lacked the vaginal fortitude to keep the milk in till it curdled enough to make the traditional pussy plug
When she sneezed it dripped down her legs and was lost like her husbands dreams when she told him she was pregnant
She then attempted suicide by repeatingly jumping out the ground floor window in to the grass
The neighbor boy came over to put her out of her misery with his wiffle ball bat and after several hours and many trips to the store.
(Jonny came from a family where they finished what they started. Unlike janet who half the time didnt finish wiping her ass and just wore brown underwear and pants and blamed the smell on the dog. But Jonathan was always suspicious of her story the the dog shit on her pussy when she wasnt looking. . Also he was tired of the brown five o clock shadow he had from munching her moldy mossy cottage. He was also a albino making it harder to explain)
Little Johnny finished the job and rolled her in to a shallow grave and barb the neighbors wife invited him over for homeaid queef cakes and a three way that her son filmed
that is why little Johnny tried a home made sex change with a drill soldering iron and fake eyebrows
In the old part of town.
Old style with new ideas midgets asians one girl with different sized pussy lips
Giving so much variety to the texture of the curd frosting.....
Janet wanted to make queef cupcakes for her husband but lacked the vaginal fortitude to keep the milk in till it curdled enough to make the traditional pussy plug
When she sneezed it dripped down her legs and was lost like her husbands dreams when she told him she was pregnant
She then attempted suicide by repeatingly jumping out the ground floor window in to the grass
The neighbor boy came over to put her out of her misery with his wiffle ball bat and after several hours and many trips to the store.
(Jonny came from a family where they finished what they started. Unlike janet who half the time didnt finish wiping her ass and just wore brown underwear and pants and blamed the smell on the dog. But Jonathan was always suspicious of her story the the dog shit on her pussy when she wasnt looking. . Also he was tired of the brown five o clock shadow he had from munching her moldy mossy cottage. He was also a albino making it harder to explain)
Little Johnny finished the job and rolled her in to a shallow grave and barb the neighbors wife invited him over for homeaid queef cakes and a three way that her son filmed
that is why little Johnny tried a home made sex change with a drill soldering iron and fake eyebrows
by Pecker pete October 2, 2018
A tool genaraly used to introduce young boys to Catholicism but also used in the case of severely retarded or roofied adults.
Side note.
Although some have been found in Van's by school florda, Wisconsin,Delaware road island and new mexico
Authority's have yet to determine in any of the cases if they are dealing with..
Dangerous pedifile' out to molest children and other heinous acts.
Or the loving acts of a catholic priest on missionary pilgrimage to all the school zones in his district
(If post is not updated yet then determanation is still up in the air )
Side note.
Although some have been found in Van's by school florda, Wisconsin,Delaware road island and new mexico
Authority's have yet to determine in any of the cases if they are dealing with..
Dangerous pedifile' out to molest children and other heinous acts.
Or the loving acts of a catholic priest on missionary pilgrimage to all the school zones in his district
(If post is not updated yet then determanation is still up in the air )
Father knuckles let the child talk in the confession booth while he dropped his robe and inserted his billiard ball anal beads a gift from cardinal pel 2 years prior
He put the electrodes on his nipples and told the boy he wanted him to kiss away his sin mr.finger his favorite pee pee puppet also the one with the most tear stains on it
He slipped the belt around his neck tight enough not to pass out pulled the plastic bag over his head while ever so quietly flipping the switch to the car battary on the other end on his nipple clamps and pushed his pee pee puppet. Mr fingers through the hole in the wall and flexed his wiener up and down.
And with a pair of stolen scissors and a surprising amount of blood and tissue he walked out of that confession with his own pee pee puppet
Making sure not to step in the blood trickling out of the confession booth
He put the electrodes on his nipples and told the boy he wanted him to kiss away his sin mr.finger his favorite pee pee puppet also the one with the most tear stains on it
He slipped the belt around his neck tight enough not to pass out pulled the plastic bag over his head while ever so quietly flipping the switch to the car battary on the other end on his nipple clamps and pushed his pee pee puppet. Mr fingers through the hole in the wall and flexed his wiener up and down.
And with a pair of stolen scissors and a surprising amount of blood and tissue he walked out of that confession with his own pee pee puppet
Making sure not to step in the blood trickling out of the confession booth
by Pecker pete October 2, 2018
When one refuses to take responsibility for ones actions.
While lacking the ability to keep ones story straight.
Similar to Kavana-tarded.
To pull and or act like a kavanaugh
Is to act out of self entitlement or believing your are better then everyone and are above societies rules.
While judging people on the same rules leading to hipacritical actions also have a very small penis with two pussy lips instead of testicals leading to irrational behavior and the inability to get angry with out crying...
Where kavana-tarded also has the small Weiner most time small enough to be confused with a innie belly button.
The brain power is similar to a broken shovel to use the medical defanition
Just straight up retarded with the inability to keep frozen hot dogs out of ass hole or piss stains out of pants
For further clearifacation please see defanition of kavana-tarded
While lacking the ability to keep ones story straight.
Similar to Kavana-tarded.
To pull and or act like a kavanaugh
Is to act out of self entitlement or believing your are better then everyone and are above societies rules.
While judging people on the same rules leading to hipacritical actions also have a very small penis with two pussy lips instead of testicals leading to irrational behavior and the inability to get angry with out crying...
Where kavana-tarded also has the small Weiner most time small enough to be confused with a innie belly button.
The brain power is similar to a broken shovel to use the medical defanition
Just straight up retarded with the inability to keep frozen hot dogs out of ass hole or piss stains out of pants
For further clearifacation please see defanition of kavana-tarded
Can you believe timmy he broke in to the sperm bank dressed like daisy Duke going as prince for hollaween then used his belt to choke him self while buttchughing gallons of cum.
And now hes trying to sue the police to get the cum back.
Damn what a kavanaugh.
Last time he pulled a kavanaugh he tried to rape a girl while playing shit monster in a port a potty shes lucky he tripped over his pussy lips so he only got shitty hand prints on her what a fucking Kavanaugh
And now hes trying to sue the police to get the cum back.
Damn what a kavanaugh.
Last time he pulled a kavanaugh he tried to rape a girl while playing shit monster in a port a potty shes lucky he tripped over his pussy lips so he only got shitty hand prints on her what a fucking Kavanaugh
by Pecker pete October 4, 2018