3 definitions by Pderf McTwait

nostrilate

v. To engage in the act of using one's nose as a phallus in the asshole of another person.

"My boyfriend has a really big nose and a really small dick, so often times instead of anal sex, he will nostrilate me."

by Pderf McTwait January 12, 2009

n. A dick queef released into a gaping asshole, usually a man's.

v. To expel a dick queef into someone else's gaping asshole, usually a man.

"I had an air pocket trapped in my dick, but I was horny, so I went over to my partner's house and I quorped him."

by Pderf McTwait January 12, 2009

1. The state of being constipated; synonym for constipated; 2. A rare fruit native to Africa, which will lead to constipation if consumed.

1. I am sprod from all that fudge I ate.

2. Don't eat that sprod, you will become sprod.

by Pderf McTwait February 18, 2011