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3 definitions by PaulTheJack

 
1.
An unflattering term used to describe a male caught in the process of spying on women in the lingerie isle of a department store.
Billy is such an ogledork that he spends his weekends hanging around lingerie department spying on busty milfs shopping for bras.
by PaulTheJack October 27, 2010
 
2.
A person totally stoned on marijuana to the point of becoming immobile.
Did you hear about Johnny last weekend? He's such a stillweed that he smoked so much pot that he couldn't get off the sofa! He just laid there all night!
by PaulTheJack October 27, 2010
 
3.
The act of consuming large quantities of junkfood carbohydrates. Simular to the act of Carbo-loading which is performed by endurance athletes. Carbo-junking, however is usually performed by over-weight video game players while competing in on-line death-match types of competitions over a number of days.
"Man, I played Call of Duty all weekend long! I sat in on the sofa and was carbo-junking on twinkies, ho-hos and soda the entire time!
by PaulTheJack August 16, 2010