Paul's definitions

wapang

The word spoken when a person is pimp slapping someone.

"Jerome walked up to Michael and yelled "WaPaNg", while he pimp slapped him."

by Paul September 21, 2004

wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.

You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.

by Paul December 1, 2004

slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

by Paul July 6, 2004

spiderman

see spider-man, the REAL way to spell it.

spider-man is peter parker.

by Paul June 13, 2004

jail meat

a flimbsy male, generally in a federal prison who regurally has his anus intruded upon, thus his ass hole being extremely loose, constantly shitting, and, his rectum always pulsates.

that jail meat is mine in a half-our after jerome gets done with him

by paul December 3, 2003

deef head

when only your head is a deef

god you are such a deef head

by paul April 1, 2005

Hell

What I'm going through right now with so many responsibilities. Seriously, somebody shoot me before I do it myself. Life sucks.

Wow, our lives rock! Paul's life sure seems like pure Hell because of all of the crap he has to take care of all the time!

by Paul November 18, 2004